I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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