my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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