I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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