Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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