If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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