Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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