He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
And then my night got REAL pukey
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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