it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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