Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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