I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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