Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
