great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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