I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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