what if I'm pregnant?
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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