But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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