Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
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ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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