I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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