When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
i now understand why vodka
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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