Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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