if i died would you start the facebook group?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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