of course. lets lasso hookers.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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