Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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