just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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