Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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