i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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