After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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