Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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