She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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