put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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