Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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