found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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