you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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