He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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