found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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