Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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