how can u be prego again
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Come share oat with me in your robe
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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