She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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