summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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