The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm just crazy horny about you
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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