he puts the penis in happiness.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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