I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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