bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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