Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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