Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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