spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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