porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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