i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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