Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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