Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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