i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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