Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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