eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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