So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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