GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls