Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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